True Courage, which we all need, lols

There were 3 army generals from America, Britain and Singapore on board a ship. They were chatting and having drinks.

The American general decided that he wanted to show off to his counterparts how courageous his soldiers were, so he asked one soldier to dive into the shark infested sea and swim 3 full rounds around the ship.

'Anything for Uncle Sam!' shouted the soldier, he then jumped into the sea and promptly swam 3 rounds around the ship.

Once he got up, the American general praised his soldier, and grinned at his companions.

'That, my friends, is courage.' he said

Not willing to be outdone, the British general called one of his soldiers to swim 5 full rounds around the ship. The soldier bellowed 'Anything for the Queen!' and promptly swam 5 full rounds around the ship.

When the soldier climbed on deck, the British general smiled at his companions.

'That, my friends, is courage.' he said

By this time, the Singaporean general was getting all worked up wanting to show off how brave and courageous his own soldiers were, so he called one of his men to swim 7 rounds around the ship.

The soldier stared at the general, then said, "KNN! you want lim peh to go swim in that kanasai sea ah? I still paying through my nose for my 4-room HDB flat and you liddat want me risk life so that you can haolian to these *%#!!@*s? You want show off go and swim yourself la! Bo liao!"

Saying thus, the soldier returned to his room.

The Singaporean general flashed a wide smile at his friends.

'My friends, THAT, is true courage.'

karma karma......

OH KNOES..i ish really really think i ish jit pai siao riaos..shld be jitao dio shrap dio shrap til face gone..budden i ish really cannot help it really ish too fun riaos these 3 vids..forgive me cos 4am in the mornin ish berry the sian..i ish bo bians cos itz juz me to sacrifice and bring entertainment to chius guys..xie xing sia..urmz..

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KARMA KARMA......

Fine w/ GST?

Wah rao, is there such a thing as a fine that includes GST? Oh my, nv heard of it before, or izit i sua gu? i think most prob is NUS is a cock place where much unseen rubbish gather at...lols

by the way, guys, study hard for the coming exams...... girls too! Ben si le...

Study maddness- CY teaching physics?

"Ok here's a quick lesson on circular motion. When a object loses contact, it will move off tangentially from the circular path..."

Itz time....

went to see DOC juz now for these pills juz in time for the comin exams..polyclinic so the pills berry chip chip..no nid 2 pay me bRack =) told the DOC not to sell such pills to any one from NUS engine fac.. so guess these yr after results announced we kans juz jitao org og outing chiong dean's office get the dean's list..cos only we ate the almighty CAP5 pill and dean's list only gotch us worr..! those couples u all can share half half ..sweet DAO!!! but cy mayb chius give 3/4 to ye lian u dunch nid it..sam i ish cant find rollerbRade so gib chius skateboard.mai hiam if not shrap si ni shrap si ni..HE-HE-HELEN gotch ur fav cat sia. Koh yu i gib chius cupid arrow pleash stop suing my SDU riaos oreadi quite CUIII sia.. i trying my bestest find guy for chius kz..ah gong gotch broken heart..haha oops i not cursing u and weiqi horr..u so hua chi sure last de. kaviEEE and yp u 2 so act cute gib chius 2 cute cute thingy..mai EMO EMO riaos..stReady stReady..i only gotch for those gotch come bRog de so the rest wan just tag i go polyclinic again get for chius..tk carez pple..huggies~~

RH dance production- gay dance

I got to ask those seniors who stay in RH how come they are so so so lame... haha Wonder if ah gong would learn this dance and show it to us?